Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing
do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms