Makes you special, right?


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

posted 6 minutes ago29/7/2014 • 70,639 notes

posted 6 hours ago29/7/2014 • 244,273 notes


courtesy of mtv Fandom Awards

posted 6 hours ago29/7/2014 • 10,847 notes



flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

posted 18 hours ago29/7/2014 • 31,722 notes

posted 18 hours ago29/7/2014 • 21,021 notes


school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

posted 18 hours ago29/7/2014 • 26,374 notes



posted 18 hours ago29/7/2014 • 211,933 notes


do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

posted 18 hours ago29/7/2014 • 26,763 notes



I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

 (via ink-phoenix

posted 18 hours ago29/7/2014 • 473,416 notes